A hand holding a box labeled SLOP

AI bought this for you.
It’s probably fine.

Once a month, an AI goes shopping for you.
It buys something it thinks you'd like—without asking.

What would you spend?

This is not a commitment. It’s a signal.

How would you use it?

No charge. No commitment. No refunds (eventually).
Currently supervised by a human. Training to go feral.